|1st||Dick Shark||Dick Buckles, Joe Hill, Ryan "Ace" Pirtle||19.07|
|2nd||Great White||Brian Pfieffer, Gerhardt, A Man Named Jim||25.19|
|3rd||Team Abdominal||Suzanne Johnson, Britta Siegel, A Woman Named Anna||36.97|
|4th||She-arks*||Jody Otis, Tambra Galarnyk, Heather Johnson||40.48|
* Please note that the only team that actually followed the rules was the team "She-arks," who finished dead last. Let that be a lesson to you.